I got served breakfast
I got served breakfast by my ex on this day two years ago(breakfast in this context means me being DUMPED!!!) I was sad, angry and frustrated it wasn't an easy experience one I wouldn't want anyone to go through. I remember watching TV without turning up the volumeππ Feeling angry with lovers taking a stroll and holding hands ππ( like they were responsible for my heartbreak πͺ) Two days later my friend fendy came over to my place to chair me up he insisted we go out, so can I atleast forget the scenario. After much persistence I agreed to go. We went to a restaurant and fendy try it his best to make me laugh and Smile. There I made up me mind to all focus about me work and academics. Not too long ago A tall, dark, beautiful lovely young lady walked past and sat at our 12 O'clock She had walnut-brown eyes and a film star smile. she was waving at our direction winking and blowing kissing. Fendy told me since I already made up my to be done with women, He should make the first move we both argued and the one with the heartbreak won(me) So I went to meet the lovely lady. Me: Hi do you own this restaurant causing you are serving looks today. Her: wow that's a good line , She had spellbinding, angel-white teeth Me: I'm pelz i saw staring and I decided to come say hello Her: Ooh no sorry I wasn't Me: alright can I have your digits would call your later Her: No, my dad doesn't like me giving strangers my number Me: Don't worry about your dad I will take care of him I got a tap from someone who was 6'2 tall broad shoulder and chest wearing a camo apparently that was her father Apparently she was gesticulating to her Soldier father earlier I got 3 slaps that day πππ A day I won't forget Oooh if you were wondering what fendy did... He ran faster that Usain bolt
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Ha....maaad.....you learnt a very important lesson. Note to self: when a girl throws shots at you, always confirm it was directed to you
π π π π wa ti ma gbo. The slap was a Brain resetter though.