@Nahid10 2 February 2021 more from that month

Today is himu wedding Part-1

Do you remember Majeda aunt? Tough woman. In English such women are called Hard Nut solid nuts. Hard nuts do not come out when something gets into the heads of the people. The inside of the head continues to eat. Majeda aunt's head is now revolving around 'marriage'. He has shouldered the great responsibility of marrying me. Telephone in the morning. His excited throat. Hello! Who is Himu? Listen to Himu, your wedding today! I said happily eating khabi when married? Kazi Saheb of Maghbazar will leave at 9 pm. It will take five to ten minutes to write. Action resolved by ten o'clock at night. Inshallah. When i come You must leave before eight. Come home and take a hot water shower. Pajamas Punjabi I will bring. When will the girl come? When will the girl come? The girl has already arrived. My bedroom is locked. Will be opened in time. I had to stop for a while. It is not clear why the bride has been locked up. It is not a secret that Majeda Khala will take up any project. There is a mystery, of course. I said just in time to say yes? You mean, like, saltines and their ilk, eh? I will not slap my teeth! Bad girl. Know me He is wild and I am Ghetul. What is Ghetul? Ghetul is the mother of Bagha Tamarind. What's the girl's name? The name is Renu. Where did you find Renu? He has a great history. This girl was in love with a drug addict boy. Ran away from home to marry her. Caught at Kamalapur railway station. I locked it / Now that girl is knocking on the door. Can't hear the sound? The sound is like the sound of a woodpecker when it stumbles on a tree. I said the bride is very good. I like it. It doesn't matter what you like or dislike. The hasty marriage arrangement is to save the girl from the hands of a bad drug addict. Got it? Got it. Talk to Renu? How to talk? If you do not say the girl is banging her head on the wall? Aunt Majeda said I will talk to you in half an hour. Stand by. I stand by Aunt Majeda made arrangements in twenty minutes. A girl said in a teenage type throat, "Who are you?" I said my name is Himu. Oh well you Will you marry me I said I will do it if I hold Majeda aunt. I can't drop my aunt's request again. Renu said I will let you go. Basararatei will give? Or one or two days later? Do you agree with me? Damn it! Shala cheeks are not commonly heard on the faces of girls. I became fascinated and fell silent for a while. Renu said why aren't you talking about this shit? I said as sweetly as possible in the voice of the voice is angry why Renusona? Let's talk for a while. What is your favorite color What is your zodiac sign? Renu said, "Damn, you come once, bite in front of me and if I don't tear your ear, then my name is not Renu." My name is Kenu. Damn baby! Renu is making a fuss about you. Shala's child will not be Shala. Will be nephew. You can say Shala's baby nephew. Shut up. Why are you threatening Renu? Speak sweetly Husband and wife will quarrel after marriage. Not before marriage. After saying this, the mobile turned off with a loud noise. My idea is that Renu threw it on the floor. The telephone is supposed to be broken into pieces. That is not the case. Definitely an expensive device. Because after a while aunt called from the same mobile. His throat is happy. Joy is falling. Have you seen the energy of Himu girl? If she was a Bengali girl, she would not be so fast. Half Bangla is more energetic. I was surprised and said half bangla means? Father American mother Bengali. How do I get to know you? Your Khalu Sahib's acquaintance with Renu's father. Renu's parents mean your khalu very much. Do you know that you are arranging Renu's marriage with me, Mr. Khalu? As a potter, I do not like Mr. Khalu. He doesn't seem to agree. I will convince your khaluka. It doesn't matter if he is persuaded. Tell me if you agree. Aunt I stand on all fours. What does it mean to stand on four legs? Two human legs! I crawl upright. Listen Himu, don't talk to me like a hunky punk. I've heard of your hunky punk for years. I have nothing to do with these words. You keep your mobile with you all the time. There should be a charge. I will talk to you many times today. I put it now. Dear reader, the mobile I am talking on is not mine. Himura does not carry a communication device in his pocket. Himura believes that communication will happen automatically. No instruments needed. I have got the device that I am currently carrying around. Stay with Majeda aunt. Whenever there is a new complication in his family, he allocates a mobile telephone set for me. The device returns when the complication is cut. His most recent complication is Renu. For the time being during the complication, I have been allotted a communication device and I am walking around with the device in my hand like a lucky boy. This instrument is ringing from time to time. There are not many ring tones! In me, the cat's call is meow meow. I am not accustomed to this word. As soon as the ring tone rings, find the cat around. Meow meow meow meow. Hello Majeda aunt. Where are you I am where I was a while ago. Where were you a while ago? In my mess. I am half asleep in bed. Waiting for tea. Bismillah brings tea from the restaurant in a bottle of coke. I still do not understand why it is not coming. The boy who brought the tea was named Badal. He seems to have broken the cashbox and fled. The boy is a thief. Why are you talking so much? You're just going through the motions. I called to talk about an emergency. You started talking about the state. What is the urgency? You leave now. Come back with a CNG. How to come with CNG? Don't need rent? You do not have the money to rent a taxi? No. The tape is nothing but a ten taka note. No one wants to take that tape dead object. Does tape mean money? Torn money attached with scotch tape. No one wants to take. When he begged Fakir, his father changed it to Fakir. Aunty, do you know that if you give ten rupees to a fakir who has died with scotch tape, you will get 70 times more in heaven. Seven hundred rupees. Everything but scotch tape kill money. What are you talking about for no reason? Will a boy who gets married at nine o'clock at night behave normally? He will spend time in a daze. Talk more. Laugh more. Get in the taxi now. Right now. Don't be late for a second. It has become a huge problem. What's wrong? The bastard is sitting cross-legged on the sidewalk in front of the house. Looks like he's eating cocaine tokens. Are you talking about Renu's boyfriend? Yes. And Renu says if he is not allowed to talk to the boy, he will cut his left arm with a blade and commit suicide. Aunt, will I buy a blade and bring it? Why buy a blade? You talk to that bastard boy. Get that duck out of here. Bakarbakar stopped and left. What does that bastard look like? How do I look from the third floor? But to look like a short and fat Hanuman. Aunt, you will not worry. I'll leave with a handful of bananas right now. I will take Hanuman out by showing the greed of the caller. I will get on a rickshaw with bananas. Hanuman will also jump up. Then quickly ride the rickshaw across the pug. Hanumant spread his legs in front of his aunt's fat house No one was seen sitting. There is a shop with a wheelbarrow. The bell in his hand. He is ringing the bell occasionally. The Chanachurwalas ring the bell. This is the first time I saw Chatpatiwala ringing the bell. I took out my mobile phone and took a picture of him. This instrument of Majeda aunty is very much in that one of very high class. You can take pictures, you can record conversations, you can send e-mails. If Laili Majnoor had this device in Aman, they would not have had to suffer so much. Today's lovers have brought great fortune. Mobile companies have also taken love leases. How many arrangements are there for the lovers to talk all night long. The call rate is very low. Free again on special nights. The motto of the mobile telephone companies is ‘Bengali Nation! Make love Love. ’‘ O Bengali! Hold my hand in love, Mom. I telephoned Mr. Tol Khalu. He has a friend, Commissioner of Police South. Only one car told him the police had left. He took Hanuman to the car to kill him. Pete came to see the scene ten minutes ago. Funny scene? Definitely fun. Hanuman is shouting. Police are holding hands and feet. The police are beating. The public is applauding. Did Renu see the scene? Yes, he saw it. The two of us came to the verandah together. What is his reaction after watching the scene? The girl is tough. Showed no reaction. Where is he now? Sitting in the guest room. If you do not say locked? It was locked. I opened the lock a while ago. He said he would not run away. This girl's words can be relied upon. If you want to talk to the girl, talk. See if you like the girl. Auntie, one word. What will I feed the girl after marriage? People have pockets in the middle ground or Suhrawardy Udyan and I have no pockets. The field is much later. You don't have to feed that girl. That girl will feed you. There are three flats in Banani and Baridhara named after the girl. You two will stay in one and rent the other two. You will walk happily with your wife's money. If I don't like to walk in the country, I will walk abroad. Singapore Malaysia Bangkok. Will that girl walk with me? Or do I have to walk alone after marriage? Renu knows that. Ask him Don't kill! Marle Mar Khabi. Why only men can beat their wives? The wife will also beat the husband. I walked towards the guest room. The guestroom door is open. The young woman in the skirt is sitting. The young woman's face is not visible. The legs are visible. She is shaking her legs. Is it possible to tell the state of mind of a person by shaking his legs? Does a restless person swing his legs in the same way that a calm mind shakes his legs? Demography The dynamics of the human mind and the performance of terms I peeked into the room. I said as politely as possible, O! (Hello, I said Bangla.) Renu looked startled. I looked at him and was stunned. The word stunned means pillar-like. When someone sees a particular scene and stops moving like a pillar, he is called stunned. We can also say that we are not stunned. Khambit means to become like a pillar. The main reason I was shocked was the girl's appearance. Rabindranath wrote when he saw such a girl: Chahinu in the face, pain in the chest like happiness. The ancient poets and writers described the form of girls in a ridiculous manner — lips like orange coir, teeth like rat teeth, nose like bamboo twigs. Beauty cannot be explained in the same way. All beauty has some matter of interpretation. Rabindranath understood the matter and said without going into explanation - Basil's chest aches like happiness. Renu said in a calm voice, who are you? It's hard to believe that this girl called me 'Shalar Bachcha Shala' on the telephone. Sweet teenage voice. I said my name is Himu. The girl did not blink. She looked at him in a simple manner. This girl abused you in the morning. How did this change happen so quickly? Is this why the poet says - Deba na jananti kutrapi manushya? What do you want here? I brought you one thing. Renu said did I ask you to bring something? I said you didn't say. But I heard from Majeda aunt that you can't cut the veins of the hand due to lack of blade. I brought the blade. I brought blades from two companies. Whatever you like. I put the blade forward. The girl should be surprised enough. Will you please sit down? I sat in the cane chair in front of the girl. Now he is looking at me sharply. Stop shaking his legs. There was some conversation between us. He said everything in English. I translated it into Bengali. Are you the one who will marry me? Yes. I am amazed at your defiance. No wonder. The Bamuns want to catch the moon. Tall people don’t want to. Renu said Bamun and no one tall but could not catch the moon. I said it's a pity for the moon. He wants to be caught but no one can catch him. Renu said he never wanted to catch the moon. If he wanted to be caught, he would come down by himself. He never It doesn't. You did it You came down to marry a drug addict. It's up to me who I want to marry. Society has no responsibility here. Society must have responsibilities. If you want to marry someone who is HIV positive, the society should stop that marriage. Why stop? Prevent because society will want to protect itself. He will never want the number of HIV positive to increase. I'm not going to argue with you. I'm telling you, I know a good argument. I don't think you know a good argument. Those who know arguments do not know abuse. They don't know that they don't need to be scolded. Irrational people try to win by swearing. Would you please leave my house? You're a bastard. Shit baby but not abusive. Dog abuse Dog's baby Puppy doesn't abuse. Cuddle call. Stop arguing and say goodbye. I'm in one to three counts. Or I'll bite your ear. I stood up and said I will meet your boyfriend soon. Do you want to send him any information through me? This opportunity will not be available after marriage. You can't even take Hanuman's name in front of me after marriage. Husbands are very jealous. What is the name of Hanuman? What does Hanuman mean? What is Hanuman? I'm talking about your boyfriend. I heard he looks like Hanuman. Isn't banana his favorite food? One Two: I came out before saying three. This girl can bite and tear off her ears. I don't believe it. Aunt Majeda sat in the drawing room waiting for me. Curiosity in his eyes. Before I came to him, he lowered his throat and whispered, "How did you not see your wife?" I said: Who says that Sharadashashi is lying on the cotton pad of his face. Does that mean aunt frowned? I went to explain how the ancient poet Bharatchandra described the form of the lover. He said, "What fool is saying that the girl is as beautiful as the autumn moon?" Some moons like this can't stand near his toenails. Aunt said with a happy face that the girl is really extra beautiful. It is a crime to lose such a beautiful girl. I do not have any such wedding pot in hand. I am forced to marry you. Give me a thanks Thank you. Eat well Will I get married without my mother-in-law? Where can I find my father-in-law? Your father-in-law is in America. They have been separated. The mother-in-law is of course in Dhaka. She also has a terrible asthma. Now in the cabin of the Apollo Hospital. Give his name and address. Let's meet. Step by step and bring the prayer. Really? Of course I will. I am the ideal son-in-law. But I will not talk to him. I will not make jokes. Aunt, rest assured. Renu's mother will like her daughter's son-in-law. I am writing the address with a paper pen. I went to get a paper pen and peeked into the guest room again. Renu is sitting in the same place as before. The two blades I brought in front of him. There was a strange smile on his face. In the words of Rabindranath: Someone laughs like a knife, someone laughs like tears. The girl's smile must have been like tears. Renu didn't even get to see me, but he did. He said in a hard voice, have you come again? I politely said that I have come for a special purpose. You don't need two blades. A blade will work. Give me the other one. I'll come with your boyfriend. You will cut the vein with one blade and he with the other. Time will tell. At the same time the vein cutting ceremony. Renu said in English you are nothing but a clown of the circus. I don't like clowns. Clown but everyone likes. No one likes the hutom owl. Do you have a cigarette? No. Can you bring me a pack of cigarettes and a lighter? Of course I can. But you are the one who is making fun of you. Come to a settlement — you choose any one of you. Get lost What brand of cigarettes should I buy? Any brand will do give money. Don't you have the money to buy a pack of cigarettes? No. Want to get married in this situation? It doesn't cost money to get married. Aunt Majeda will pay for the wedding. Get lost Don't have to bring cigarettes? No. I bought the rest and brought it. Pay later. You will say goodbye to me right now. I came out. Aunt Renu's mother wrote down the cabin number of the hospital. He also handed over a leather notebook. He stole Renu's diary. Can't trust to keep it to yourself. Aunt lowered her throat and said that she had written many open words in her diary. But you will not read. You will be upset. I don't have a system of good and bad minds. As a husband, it is my duty to read my wife's diary. Don't need to know the past? The girl has to be kept tight. Tulsi Das says that the two classes of drum and wife should always be kept on the beating. Aunt said who is the Tulsi slave? I said poet. You don't know Good thing you give some money as wedding expenses. Empty hands. Aunt gave a five hundred rupees note. I hugged the notebook and five hundred rupees note and came out. I bought a pack of cigarettes and a lighter and went back. If the husband does not collect the wife's drug, who will? Renu is in the same place as before. Shaking his legs in the same manner. I put a packet of cigarettes and a lighter next to him. He immediately grabbed a cigarette and said thank you. I said can I tell you a funny story? I need to know your sense of humor. What do you need with my sense of humor? After marriage I will tell laughter stories and you will be blunt. It is not right. Renu looked at me. But he did not seem to hear me. I said listen carefully to what I am saying. One boy is in class six. The final exam is over. The result will be out. He is very worried - Renu said please shut up? I kept quiet. Renu said is your aunt Majeda mentally ill? Why? This woman has already decided that she will marry me tonight. Is it possible? I said of course it is possible. Marriage is a very simple matter. Just confess three times. Nothing more. It will take three seconds to say three times. What will happen when you confess three times at ten o'clock at night? Renu said Get lost. I said give me the cigarette money and I left. You have to pay one hundred rupees. Renu took out the money. There was a strange smile on his lips. Who knows what this laughter means!