@MyHero 16 December 2021 more from that month

Joke 101: Check-up Yesterday, I went to the clinic (home clinic) with my senior, who informed me that he would be responsible for all expenses. I have a bad feeling of that day because of his devilish laugh while driving. When we arrived at the home clinic, he asked the nurse to accompany me to the doctor and said, "Good luck to you, with a devilish smile." When I walked into the room, I noticed a familiar face; he is a long-time friend of my senior. Our conversation Doc: Heto na pala ang special patient ko at special din ang utak Me: *sit on the table, Sana di na pala ako sumama at mukhang may mangyayari kalokohan dito Doc: R, ako to at profession ko to at maniwala ka sa kin. Sige punta ka dun at itetest ka pa. I waited until he called me after the test and some experiments in my body (YKWIM ahaha). Doctor: *with a serious expression, may sakit ka na brain cancer at tumor. Isa pa need natin ifixed ang heart stone mo. Me: Kulang baka kayo ng injection ni Sir M (My senior). Sama ng pakiramdam ko gagawan pa kayo ng prank. Doc: *tawa ng tawa. Pero totoong yung heart stone mo, manhid ka. Gusto mo ng kachat or textmate? Me: Ayaw ko, baka kung sino pa yan Doc: Yung nurse dyan, single yun Me: Ayaw ko, Hindi ako papasa sa kanya Doc: Bakit ayaw mo? Mga single at magaganda ang nirereto ko sayo. Me: ikaw na nagsabi na may heart stone ako at manhid. Sabay kami tumawa. He informed me of the results and gave me the prescription, as well as instructions on what I needed to do. 1. My senior made up this prank; he told his friends what he needed to say on my checkup. 2. Doc and I met at my senior's birthday party (Palabiro talaga siya). 3. We decided to visit the company after my check-up. I told him I'd stay in the car because I wasn't feeling well. *I'd like to pay a visit to my coworker at that time (Not the right time) 4. I'm fine right now and need to rest. The doctor said I was overworked, and the change in weather made me sick.