@Moyjador 10 November 2021 more from that month

* A woman went shopping. When she reached the checkout, she opened her wallet to pay. The cashier saw that she there she had a television remote control. She couldn't control her curiosity and she asked: * * -Do you always carry the television remote control in her purse? * *She answered:* * -No, not always, but my husband refused to come shopping with me because he had to watch a football game, so he brought me the remote control. * * Moral: Support and accompany her wife when she requests it. * But the story continues ... * The cashier laughed and returned the merchandise to the lady. Surprised, she asks him what was happening. The cashier explains: * * -Her husband has blocked his credit card. * * Moral: Respect your husband's hobbies. * But the story continues ... * The wife took her husband's credit card out of her wallet. He sure as hell wasn't going to block his own card! * * Moral: Don't underestimate your wife's wisdom. * But the story continues ... * When she swiped the card, the machine asked: ENTER THE PIN SENT TO HER MOBILE PHONE, that is, to her husband's phone! * * Moral: When a man is at risk of losing, even the machine is smart enough to save him! * But the story continues ... * The woman smiled and took out the cell phone that rang in her bag: It was her husband's phone! She had taken it along with her remote so she wouldn't call her while shopping for her. * * She bought her items and came home happy! * * Moral: Never underestimate a woman! * But the story continues ... * When we got home, her husband had left. He found a note on the door. The note read: "I couldn't find the remote control. I went out with the kids to watch the game. We'll be home late. Call me on my phone if you need anything." * * She took the keys to the house * * Moral: Don't try to control your husband. You can lose control. Laughter is the best antidote to depression