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M@Moosemanca

@Moosemanca in June 2021

M@Moosemanca

Downside to masks: if you're like me, it throws the whole facial recognition off and you end walking literally right past someone you knew years ago and chat with frequently. Now I'm self conscious how many people out there think I snubbed them. :S

M@Moosemanca

Every year I put up my Costco big ol' bag-o-water pool and tell myself "moosemanca, you need to take care of the water for your kids" which then morphs into "well you've fucked it up into slime. Better luck next year." Now I just want to throw the damn thing out. How do not super rich people have pools?

M@Moosemanca

I am a lover of marvel movies, both MCU and not (looking at you deadpool *mwah*) I have high hopes of deadpool joining the MCU solely so there is a minute chance I can hear Nick Fury call someone a Mother Fucker. Was watching Spiderman far from home and he said "bitch you've been to outer space" to Spiderman, when I know he WANTED to say "Motuha fucker. You've been to outerspace!!!!"

M@Moosemanca

Thanks Microsoft, for always having a not optional, 20 minute "configuring update" update when I'm late for a kids appointment and need to get into the computer. Not a good start.

M@Moosemanca

If you don't choke up even just thinking of the shoe in the bar scene with "the diiiiip!!!!!" in who framed Roger rabbit, then I do t think you're human.

M@Moosemanca

Is it that I am no longer viewing them through the eyes of a child, or is it impossible to believe that modern super heros (looking at you young Tom Holland Spider-man) Yes I get it. "but moosemanca, THAT is you suspension of disbelief? really?" But how is it that reddit or 4chan didn't solve the mystery of who spider-man (or batman) really is like they did the boston bomber? Someone would have been like "wow look. a video of MJ being put down on the ground by spider-man.…