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*RULES FOR THOSE WHO WILL BE DRINKING BUT NOT BUYING DURING DECEMBER:* 1. Respect the buyer. 😁😁😁😁 2.Greet the buyer before you sit. 😁😁😁😁 3. Don't be boring, tell more stories but don't talk more than the buyer. 😁😁😁😁 4. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter. 😎😎😎😎 5. Dance to any music that the buyer likes. 😁😁😁😁 6. Buyer's jokes are always funny so laugh out loud πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ 7. when the buyer fights, you must fight with him. πŸ˜ŽπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜ŽπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜ŽπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ž 8. when you come across two girls the beautiful one belongs to the buyer. πŸ€£πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ€£πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚ 9. Don't attempt to drink any beer more expensive than the buyers beer. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ 10. Don't try to drink more than the buyer. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ 11. Help the buyer crosscheck the bill. If it is over, make sure you shout at the waiter wella. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ 12. If the buyer complains about the peppersoup, make sure you complain louder so pepper doesn't choke the buyer, if not...no more beer for you o. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ 13. Don't forget to be careful with the kind of people you leave your drink with. Haters everywhere this festive season. Merry Christmas πŸŽ„ and have a fun fill day ahead *Happy Festive Season*

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