@MichMae99 20 September 2020 more from that month

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Hi, here I share to you random somewhat funny quotes.. 😁 hope you like it. Enjoy! Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. We should start referring to age as "levels." So when you're level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person. People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed. I don't have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights. The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons...and 85% morons. Why can't the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up. My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes. Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. How can you hurt someone with words? Hit them with a dictionary. I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone.