I will drink but not get drunk.

Have you? Get wasted and regret it? I do. Let me tour you to a drunk Meyzee. Before you meet the drunk Meyzee, let me ask you a question. How many times did you say and promise to yourself you'll never drink again? But still broke the promise! Lol.

Meyzee and Alcohol.

One thing that made us curious about drinking alcohol is that why many can afford to spend many money just to have a drink? Is there something so good about these liquid? Does it taste like heaven?

One thing that amazes the 21 years old Meyzee is that these alcohols has specific gravity and when you put it on the glass with oil they can be mixed evenly, unlike oil and water. The mixture is called miscible.

But that is not the story to tell here. Let me tell you about the 21 year old, alcohol-noob Meyzee. So Meyzee is the eldest daughter of her parents. She never really had a whole bottle of alcohol when she was studying college, she had a boring highschool, she is quite and not socially active. Her routine is house-school-chores-chores-house-school. Pretty boring. So when she graduated from college and started to work she met a lot of people. Outgoing, relax, old, mature, cheater, money stealer, liar, netfix dude, honest, brutal and a whole different people. She was shock but still manage to join a group of less drama and outgoing people, in her company department.

So one of her new meet people where she calls, friends, has to celebrate his birthday on a mini resto bar where they will rent a bar and they will divide the fee of what will be the cost of the food and the drinks with everyone. So here is the thing and the facts. 1. She haven't had more than two glasses of alcohol in her 21st year of existence. 2. She does not know when to drink and not to drink. 3. Tolerance to alcohol, still unidentified

So as the night go along, Meyzee have not noticed that she had been drinking a lot of beer. One thing that she did not know is she can drink the alcohol slowly. But the noob-Meyzee hates the idea that she left something behind her glass of alcohol. Ending up getting pretty wasted.

The wasted meyzee has the following stages.

1. Ask for more drinks.

2. Laugh more even when there is no reason.

3. Moving from place to place

4. Notice physical appearance that she thinks is a mistake, and say it, e.g. "ang laki ng bilbil mo, there's a whole large bump on your belly"

5. Talking and speaking english (I am filipina so...)

6. Asking everything like, why is the earth sphere and why it is not round, what is the radius of the basins, why is the color of pitcher is blue, why does the dragon can fly and can we cook the barbecue on its mouth. Why is the world spinning?

7. And lastly, vomiting. And crying and keep on saying that "I will never get drunk again"

And the morning experience of meyzee is a whole lot painful. Got up to still work. Got a 1hour late because everything is still spinning. And then took a halfday because she can't handle the vomiting period.

One thing that the drunk Meyzee learned so she can still get to socialize with her friends is to just limit herself from drinking everything on her glass. Drink but not get drunk. And don't drink to not get drunk. Lol.

I still have to learn from experts though.

Susuko pero di susuka! 🤮😝😜🤣

So what is your funny story about getting drunk for the first time? Let me know! And what age did you start getting drunk?

Summarize and conclusion...

My recommendation is that, it is not really bad to drink alcohol, but not too much. Like always the emperador brandy is saying, drink moderately. I suggest that we drink only on occasion. Because once it become a habit your body will always look for it. It was like addicting to alcohol. Many would'nt agree but I don't care. Haha lol.

Thank you for reading.