Me: Hello, my sheep friend.
Sheep: What do you want?
Me: Please help me, I don't know what to post on Noise Cash today?
The sheep: When will you humans learn how to solve your problems by relying on yourselves? Well take a picture of me and tell everyone to stop eating lamb. Me: But can you come close so I can take a clear picture, please.
The sheep: How about you take me to your house too.....Listen, if I make any non-innocent move, I will call the dog and your problem will become big.
Me: No my friend, I just want to take a picture.
The sheep: Well, pick it up.
Me: Thank you, sweet sheep.
The sheep: Go and let me live in peace, and convey my greetings to the Noise cash.
What does he say to her that she swelled up to this degree?
I think he's telling her it's the most beautiful pigeon in the world and that no pigeon can fly in such an exciting way.
And that her way of eating is similar to that of the aristocratic pigeons, and that her place is not among the pigeons of the neighborhood.
In any case, it is clear that he succeeded in what he did
Hello my friends. ❤❤❤❤
Did you know that at the beginning of the last century our official currency was eggs. Money was only available to the rich and they were few at that time. We did not need banks, so our chickens were the banks, and we were not affected by anything except the desire of our chickens for eggs. We were Rooster back then hahaha but now we are chicken and no eggs hahaha.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Before Noise Cash my wife if she saw a cockroach screaming in fear and hiding behind me begging me to kill the killer cockroach.👻
But after Noise Cash, if she sees a crocodile, she goes to him and forces him to take a suitable position for photography, then photograph him a thousand times without telling me so that I do not steal the idea from her😏
Good morning my friends or good evening depending on where you are on this happy planet.❤❤❤
Isn't it strange that despite the big difference in timing between the places where the subscribers are, but despite that, any time you enter Noise Cash, you will find everyone there, but you people are not sleeping.
You are amazing...so I love you all. 🌹🌹🌹
I wish you a good day or sweet dreams depending on your timing.
Bedtime joke. It is said that the driver of a dead transport car saw a beautiful woman and offered her to ride with him and go for a walk, but she refused and said to her: Madam, you do not know what to refuse, people are dying to be able to ride in my car.
good morning my friends ❤❤❤❤
Hope you are in a good mood today🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
How are the prices where you live? 🤔🤔🤔
Here we started dealing with frying oil like car oil.
We don't change the oil before 5000 kilos of potatoes🤣🤣🤣
Strange information 📣📣
It is possible for a person to become permanently blind if he remains in absolute darkness for more than three days!
Strange information 📣📣
When a person dies, his hair continues to grow for several months.
Strange information 📣📣 Awakening a sleeping person in a terrifying way can cause permanent brain damage!
Strange information 📣📣
If you dream that you are falling and your body shakes, know that the mind invented this dream to wake you up! Because bodily functions were about to stop and die!
Strange information 📣📣
In 1997, a strong sound was issued from the depths of the Pacific Ocean, its resonance reached - 5 thousand kilometers, and the source of this sound has not been determined to this day!
An old man 🧙♂️in his 90s went to buy a drug for rheumatism.
And when he entered the pharmacy, the pharmacist found a very beautiful girl. 🥰🥰
He told her: I want medicine for acne😂😂😂😂😂
Perhaps the effect of reading on a person is not immediate
But it will surely have an effect in the long run
Because reading is a cumulative thing, we may read and think that we have not benefited or understood anything
but somehow; Everything we read is stored in our subconscious and comes out in our actions, conversations with people, and our choices in life
Read to make your life meaningful.
One of the funny scenes in one of the countries was a homeless man with a puppy (a small dog) who would raise him, feed him, take care of him and make him sleep next to him!
Animal rights organizations surprised the man and kidnapped the dog from him while he was screaming and crying, and the reason is because the man is homeless and the dog can live with a family in a house better than a homeless life with a man on the street!
The funny thing about it isn't puppy kidnapping
The funny thing is that they took the homeless dog
And left the homeless human as it is!
What is even more funny is that the video clip spread on the communication sites and people sympathized with the homeless man, and the organization returned the puppy to the man and left him on the street as it is!
The photo is not original😁
For the hundredth time this year, we say: Finally, summer is back, and I hope it will be the last time I say this phrase, but as you can see, the sun is determined to play hide and seek with us. Can anyone make the sun understand that we froze from the cold this year, as I do not know the language of the sun?
At this very boring moment because most people are still asleep and I, like all retirees, get up before sunrise. The strange thing is that when I was still at work I had trouble getting up early. Here I am looking in the studio and I can't find what I like, so I decided to shoot the sunrise, but my friend Marla will say: It's the billionth time I shoot this angle. I do not know what to publish so I will publish I do not know what to publish. Note: The photo is not the original, I mean, it was not me and it was not me who took it.
Good morning my friends❤❤❤
The Sumerian King Gilgamesh says: "death is a right But life is also a right.
If we do not accept death We can not accept life Do you know that man is favored by the gods?
Preferred because he dies and he has a lot to do before he dies.
He was sentenced to a big test So he has to learn to live and He must also learn how to die.”
Good morning, my friends.❤❤❤❤❤
Yesterday morning I had an important appointment, so I got up early and drank a refreshing morning coffee, then put on my elegant and perfumed clothes and opened the door to go.
Suddenly I heard my wife's voice: Mden..Mden.
And here I said to myself, Looks like my wife wants to kiss me ❤before I leave the house (like the movies📽), so I said yes, my love.
My wife said, "Wait, there's a trash bag, take it with you and throw it in the trash." 😕
So I grabbed the trash bag and started going down, because I live on the 5th floor and there is no elevator (and no electricity).
While I was going to throw the garbage bag a motorbike quickly approached and took the bag from my hand and ran away.
It seems that my beautiful clothes and my beautiful scent gave him the wrong idea of the contents of the bag.
He is the worst thief in the world.😂😂
Imagine the moment when he opens the garbage bag to take out the money and jewelry😂😂😂
good morning my friends. ❤❤❤❤
A person must constantly improve himself, otherwise everyone will precede him.
Of course, you will ask me: How do I develop myself? I tell you: look at the bad qualities in you and get rid of them.
You will tell me: But how will I know my bad qualities? Even if I asked my friends about my bad qualities, it would be very embarrassing for them to mention my bad qualities, and in the best cases, they would only tell me one.
I will tell you: Go and start a quarrel😤 with your wife and tell her one bad thing about her😜, and she will tell you all your bad qualities 😜and the bad qualities of your family😜 and the bad qualities of your neighbors😜 and the bad qualities of your neighboring countries.😛😜😁
Good morning my dear friends. ❤❤❤
Yesterday my neighbor (has a very bad memory) was washing his car and I noticed that he always starts from the car plate.
I asked him: Why do you start washing your car from the car plate?
He answered me: Because one time I washed our neighbor's car instead of mine and I didn't notice that until I got to the car plate😂 😂
Don't laugh at my neighbor.😏... I'm sure you've already looked for the TV remote control while it's in your hand😁😁..... or you went to talk to someone and then oop forgot what you wanted to say😁😁..... Be honest and tell me what stage of Alzheimer's are you?😉
Good morning ,my friends❤❤❤❤❤
Advice for you according to your horoscope😉: Aquarius: Take it easy.
Pisces: Wake up and be realistic.
Pregnancy: stop buying silly stuff.
Libra: Don't be crazy.
Gemini: Don't bully your friends.
Cancer: Don't be too emotional.
Lion: Stop screaming and arrogant.
Virgo: Your words are a vague philosophy...stop doing that.
Scorpio: Stop being pessimistic, you are suffocating us.
Sagittarius: Don't be too kind-hearted.
Capricorn: Stop whining and do something useful. Taurus: Don't be stubborn, you cause us schizophrenia.
Good morning, my friends. 🌹🌹🌹🌹
Tom & Jerry ❤❤ Mouse and cat❤❤.
I am sure that everyone has seen this wonderful program.
For me it is my childhood. I can tell hundreds of stories that happened between Tom and Jerry.
They put a smile on the faces of millions of children without saying a word.
Yes, they spoke to everyone without using any language.
While there are some translated shows that we cannot understand.
It seems language is not the problem.
The problem is the people who talk.
Good morning everyone .❤❤❤
This post is titled Horror Sequence👻.
Did you know, my friend, that the cockroach is afraid of the mouse?
And the mouse is afraid of the cat.
The cat is afraid of the dog.
And the dog is afraid of the man.
The man is afraid of the woman. 😁
The woman is afraid of the cockroach. 😂😂
Or do you not know?😏
Good morning, my friends.🌹🌹🌹🌹
How are you all ? do you feel lonely???!!!😥
Do you suffer from a lack of attention of friends?? !!! 😥
Well, don't worry....here's the solution.😃
Borrow some money from your friends.... and I'm sure they will contact you around the clock.... Of course, this continues until you return the money to them.🤣🤣
good morning my friends.🌹🌹🌹🌹
About 50 years ago, we used to grow wheat on our land and we did not buy it. We harvested by sickle or even with our hands without the need for machines. We used to grind wheat using primitive grinding stones, knead and make bread and pancakes without the need for oil or gas. We have firewood that we planted. ...Our currency was eggs, and we didn't need gold or silver....Our life was simple, beautiful, and quiet. Suddenly, we developed and our lives became boring.
Hello my friends.⚘⚘⚘🌿🍁🌹❄❄☀️☀️
This is the first time in my life that I see the summer sun, the spring blossoms, and the cold winter all at the same moment and in the same place, as if the weather was drunk.
Mother's Seven Wonders!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
1-❤ Sitting near your mother for half an hour is equivalent to 6 sessions with a skilled psychiatrist.
2- ❤Scientifically, the mother emits intimate waves when embracing her that makes you more thoughtful, stable and calm, and more integrated with those around you.
3- ❤The mother is the only being that has a predictive sensor in cases of misfortune, so do not be surprised if she prevents you from going or going out, even if it is for a walk.
4- ❤Scientifically, when the mother puts her hand on the place of pain in your body, it is immediately similar to recovery, even psychologically.
5- ❤The mother is the only one who is able to sacrifice herself to protect you, even if the matter is not required.
6- ❤The mother is able with her prayers to change the course of fate for you.
7- ❤The mother is the only being that you cannot fake your feelings in front of him, even by using tricks and tricks.
May God protect all mothers, and have mercy on the dead among them.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Good morning my dear friends⚘⚘⚘
. I wish you a happy day. I tried yesterday to enter the world of cooking sweets. Flour, vanilla, baking powder, sugar, orange juice with eggs (optional). Then to the oven. Then you start browsing Noise Cash. And forget the oven and cake. As a result, the cake burned, and instead of a keto cake, I got the lungs of a person who smoked more than 28,54,433 years ago. The picture is not original. The topic is not original. I am not original.😂😂
good morning my friends ⚘
How are you? As you read my words, you are fine I'm going to do a little experiment, I'll write meaningless words and watch the comments, and when the free-tip comes back (if it comes back 😁) I'll do the same experiment to see the difference between the reaction to both posts in both cases. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, the trees are green, the earth is brown, sometimes red, sometimes black, salt is white, sugar is white or brown, I am sleepy, I am not sleepy, I like ice cream and iron clothes. Post has ended. I do not believe that anyone will reach here, but if you do, you are an exceptional person who does not know boredom or defeat.⚘
Good morning, my friends .⚘⚘⚘⚘
It is said that a wise man wanted to teach his children the importance of teamwork, so he asked them to come to his house and enter his room one by one. When his eldest son entered, he asked him to break a piece of wood, and the son broke it. Then the father asked him to break a bundle of wood, but the son could not break it. The father said: Son, did you see how I could not break the pieces of wood when the pieces of wood united? Then he did the same with the rest of his children until it was the turn of the youngest son, the bodybuilder. He asked him to break a piece of wood and the son broke it, then he asked him to break the bundle of wood, but the son broke it too. The wise man looked in astonishment 🚬and said: Today I learned a new wisdom, that a raging bull is stronger than a wise man.
This is a picture of the first fish he caught, which is the size of a thumb.🎏
Good morning everyone⚘⚘⚘.
It is said that a knight 🤺escaped 🏃♂️from a raging bull🐃, and when they asked him: Are you running away from a bull while you are a brave knight? He replied: Who can convince the bull that I am a brave knight😁😁😁?
The moral of the story: The raging bull is braver than all the knights of history😉
good morning my friends . ⚘⚘⚘⚘
Today I woke up with a blank mind🤯. I was looking around for anything to photograph🤳 in order to write a post about it👨💻, but I did not find it, but suddenly I saw my wife's handbag, so I photographed it, but after I photographed it, I thought to look inside to see what women put in these nuclear bags👜. Frankly, I was surprised by how many things are inside (of course there is no money because the money is closely guarded in a secret place🤑🦸♀️). But I was surprised by the high cost of a woman's life, as she must use creams, perfumes, wipes, make-up and sweets (which I ate).
A man gets up from his bed 🛌and washes his face (not always) and puts on his clothes (always)🕴 and this takes 5 minutes and costs $0, but for a woman it takes 2 hours and costs her at least $1👚👜👠💎💍💄. What do my friends of the fairer sex think? am I right?
Two young men racing on motorcycles Unfortunately, they bumped into each other and broke one foot each. 🚑The doctor came to fix the first man He was crying out in pain. 🚑 The doctor went to the second and fixed his leg without making any sound. Then the first young man said to the second: You are mighty and strong!! And you did not open your mouth with a word while I came out of my soul 😱😭 The second young man said to the first: Is this because he fixed your broken leg but I give him my good leg? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Mden
