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@Mden in May 2022

@Mden

A man was talking to his dog and playing with him. When a curious old woman saw them and said to the man: Does he teach you loyalty or do you teach him betrayal? The man said: Get out of here, madam, before I release my dog ​​to teach you the 400m hurdles.🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Someone posted on one of the social networks information that the whale has existed for 60 thousand years. 🤔🤔 Someone wrote a comment: But we're still in 2022. 😏😏 The author of the publication replied: Whales have a nautical calendar.🤣🤣

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We are bound by hope. Without hope, we will literally die. We must fight the bad living conditions and the tragic situations with joy and laughter despite all the pain. We cannot give in to misery and sadness because we are literally going to die. Enjoy your life, as we came to life without worries or troubles, we will leave it without worries or troubles.

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I read in one of the medical articles that one cigarette reduces life by 11 minutes. And I read in another article that laughter increases life by 15 minutes. 🤔This means that if I smoke and laugh🤔, I will earn 4 free minutes.😁

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Every time my wallet enters 10 cents, the sharp drop comes to take 11 cents😬😬 This means that soon I will pay from my own account🤪🤪 Well how are you? Are you okay? I hope you are all fine 👍 Which of these pictures did you like?🥰

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A retired man is bored and wants to start a fight with his wife, and he didn't know what to say, so he asked his wife: Where is the dust that was on the TV this morning at five in the morning? His wife replied: I cleaned it at seven in the morning, but why do you ask? The retired husband replied: I had registered a necessary phone number on it.🤣🤣

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Personally, I like the color white. It is usually associated with peace. The dove of peace is white, the wedding dress, and the white rose is a sign of peace, but this is the first time I have seen a white donkey. I was surprised I saw this white donkey and went to take some pictures after asking permission from its owner. Have you ever seen white animals other than pigeons, cats and dogs?

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Dear summer. Dear Winter. One of you has to give in to the other. You must resolve your differences rationally and logically so that we know what to wear.😜

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Today, after my wife finished preparing the food, the gas canister announced its end, so I went to get a gas canister from my family's farm (the home gas canister is supposed to suffice us for a month and a half, but someone stole half) so my mother asked me to photograph these beautiful lilies. Hope you like it .

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I need 2 pizzas, 2 burgers, 25 chocolates and 10 Pepsi because I feel the beginning of depression and this is the real depression cure.

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Sometimes I try to get into the world of flowers up close through the camera of my mobile to live pleasant moments with beautiful flowers and some cute bees and energetic ants before returning to my normal size and posting what I saw on my exciting journey.

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The son asked his father: Did you buy me an iPhone 12, Dad? The father replied: No, my son, I bought you a new, comfortable bed. Son: But why did you buy me a bed instead of an iPhone? Father: To sleep on the bed and dream about the iPhone, my dear son🤣🤣🤣

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Hello my friends. ❤❤❤ Summer is finally back (and I don't know if it is serious this time or if it will only stay two days and leave) and life has returned to the streets and people have gone out for walks and see the beauty of summer and the beauty of the sea in summer and the beauty of sunset in summer and the beauty of life in summer. I wish everyone a happy summer.🌹🌹🌹🌹

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These days the cherry fruits begin to ripen, it is a delicious fruit. In fact, all fruits are delicious. But for me, the cherry color makes my eyes happy as well as my stomach 😁. Red-colored fruits such as strawberries also have a charming view that improves the mood in a strange way. What is the special fruit where you live?

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The local football club managed to reach the Asian Champions League, I think (my relationship with football is not good). So the municipality installed a large screen in the Roman theater in the city so that the fans of the club could cheer their club (honestly, I don't think they will pass the first match 😁). The important thing is that the idea of ​​attending a football match in 2022 in a Romanian theater that is more than 2000 years old is an interesting topic.

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A young man (with gum in his mouth) approached a beautiful girl and asked her to get acquainted. The girl said,:How Can you ask me to get acquainted while you are chewing gum? The young man said: I'm sorry, but I use it to remove the smell of smoke from my mouth. The girl said to him: Do you smoke too? The young man said: Only when I get drunk from vodka. The girl said: Are you also drunk? The young man said: Only when I play gambling. The girl said: You play gambling too.?…

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It was said before... Drink where the horses drink, the horse will never drink foul water. Put your bed where the cat sleeps, because it loves peace. And every fruit that the worm has touched and has not penetrated, it is always looking for the ripe fruit. Plant your tree where the mole digs, for that is fertile land. Build your house where the snake sits to warm itself, for that is the stable ground that does not collapse. Dig to find water where the birds hide from the…

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I accidentally found this nest that a dove built, so I calmly approached to take a close-up of her without disturbing her, but she felt my steps and ran away. I felt sad because I hid her, but she came back after moving away from her nest, so I photographed her from a distance.

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It seems that after the football club that is popular here lost 1-0 in the first match, it came back and won the second match also 1-0. In fact, what interests me in the story is this joy and happiness in the faces of people who are looking for any reason to feel a little joy and fun.

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It's nice to watch a real show in the sky, starring the sun and clouds. See how the sun's rays penetrate the clouds, but the clouds return and unite and conquer the sun and we feel the cold. Personally, I love the sun because I love its warmth that is full of vitamin D. I don't like clouds that cause cold and flu🤧

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Hello my friends Today I will introduce you to a simple and delicious local food. Knead some flour (flour, water and yeast). Bring some spinach or any herbs known in your area. Boil the spinach a little, then stuff the dough with spinach and put it in boiling water for 10 minutes. As for its sauce (can not be dispensed with), bring some hot red pepper and expose it to the sun for 3 days, then grind it and get rid of the resulting water and add some olive oil, lemon juice,…

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I found this little sparrow when I came out of my door and when I approached him to photograph him he ran away and then acted like a dead sparrow. And when I got close to photographing him a third time, he knew I didn't believe his trick. Then he flew toward the tunnel of light.

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It is nice not to be alone in the path of life, as it is a long and boring road when you are alone, even if it is a beautiful and enjoyable path, but a person prefers a person to anything else. We have a popular proverb that says: Heaven without people is hell. I wish you all a good companion. love you all.

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One of the most famous, tastiest and simplest recipes here where I live is rice with grape leaves. In fact, the rice is inside the grape leaves. We bring rice and mix it with lemon juice with some mint and broccoli and put it inside the grape leaves. Then we put it in a clay pot and set it on fire for two hours (of course we use wood these days, gas is a thing of the past). Then you get the most delicious meal in the world.. It's grape leaves stuffed with rice

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A drunk man stole a chicken and went to the lake and ate it. And suddenly the police came. The police officer asked him: Where is the chicken that you stole, you thief? The thief replied: I did not steal any chicken, sir. The police officer said: And these feathers that fill the place. The drunk thief said: Sir, a chicken came here wanting to swim and asked me to guard her clothes🤣🤣🤣