Open the book of lies chapter 1:1 Chapter 1 says "I can never do without you my love" Chapter 2 verse 3 says "Baby there is no english words to describe your beauty so permit me to speak in tongue 😛" Someone read for me the next verse 😂🫳
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In 1986. There was a man called chbruswipozrysdbargsabhgn Since you jump the name I will not tell you the story again 🌚🤣💔
Never lend Money to people born in May, They May or May not pay back, And you May regret I come in Peace 😂😂💔🫴🏻
Fridge for sale 3k 💸 If e no work, Use am do wardrobe 🤣😂🤝
Always Give thanks 😊 🙏
If a visitor has one day in my city and am the guide. I will take them to the best shopping mall for them to buy whatever they want So after shopping 🛍 I will run away 🏃♀️🏃♀️😂😂 so they can settle their bills 🤣🤣
Fear Women I repeat Fear women Yours Sincerely, Adam.
I met some friends recently and one thing I learned from their story is that; No matter the challenges you are facing,Do not take any step you are going to regret for the rest of your life.
“Anything you do or say will be used against you in the court of law “ The only English wey Nigerian police sabi speak💔😂🫴😂
Today is October 1st and we are celebrating 🍾 our Independence day here in Nigeria 🇳🇬 😀 Nigeria is 66 🥳❤️ Also Happy New Month to you all 😊 💖
I have finally given up on this country.🤦 How can someone steal a white goat and paint it black, then the owner comes and says she knows the smile of her goat💔😹😭
The same rain that ruins the ice cream seller's day brings joy to the umbrella seller. Life won't always work in your favor and that's okay. Every season has its purpose. Your time to shine will come. 🥹❤️🌧️
This generation is so lazy cause how did "for real" become "fr”, "brother" become "bro" and "you" become "mine"🌚❤️😂
You fit get babe, Make your babe no get you, you get me ?? 😂💔
I'll just be looking at this rich people's kids complaining their parents gave them everything except quality time, Meanwhile I don't want my parents to come home everyday 🤲😂
Happy Sunday, ReadCash Family! 💙✨ Before you scroll past this post, take a moment to thank God for bringing you this far. 🙏❤️ You may not have everything you prayed for yet, but you're still here, and that's something to be grateful for. May this new week bring you unexpected blessings, good news, financial breakthroughs, and reasons to smile. 🥹💫 Let's spread some positive energy today! ❤️ What's one thing you're praying for this week? 👇🙏 Mine is: A testimony that will make…
You might be jealous of a life that doesn't even exist. Think about that. You scroll through social media and see perfect pictures, happy relationships, expensive things and people living their “best life.” Then you look at your own life and wonder, “What am I doing wrong?” But here's the truth: you're seeing highlights, not the whole story. Someone can post a beautiful picture and still be struggling behind the scenes. Someone can make everyone laugh online and still have a…
It's a new day and this is a reminder that “What feels impossible today may become your testimony tomorrow"✨️
Every friend group has that one person who can turn a serious situation into comedy. 😂 Someone could be crying, everyone is trying to be serious… Then that one friend says something completely unnecessary and suddenly everybody is fighting for their lives trying not to laugh. 😭 And the worst part? They’re usually not even trying to be funny. 😂 Be honest: are you that friend or the one trying not to laugh? 👀
“Tonight, I’ll sleep early.” A beautiful lie we tell ourselves every night. 😂 10 PM: “Just one more video.” 11 PM: “Okay, last one.” 12 AM: “Why am I still awake?” 😭 2 AM: Suddenly you’re remembering something embarrassing from 2018. Sleep? We’ll discuss it tomorrow. 😂 Be honest: what time did you sleep yesterday? 👀👇
Nobody Warned Us About This Part of Growing Up Nobody warned us that growing up would sometimes feel like pretending you know what you’re doing. You wake up, check your phone, see someone your age achieving something amazing, and suddenly you start questioning your own life. “Am I doing enough?” “Why am I not there yet?” “When will my own time come?” The funny thing is, you can be genuinely happy for someone and still wonder when life will finally give you your own reason to…
I understand that sometimes it’s hard to stay positive, especially when things aren’t going the way you want. But you can’t keep letting negative thoughts convince you that nothing will ever change. You may not be able to control everything happening around you, but you can control how you respond to it. Take things one step at a time, believe in yourself, and give yourself a chance to grow. I’m not saying everything will be easy, but I believe you can get through it. ❤️
What's one thing people call “normal” that you think is actually toxic?
I love saving money. Unfortunately, money hates being saved by me. 😭😂
I checked my bank account for motivation. Now I need motivation to recover from what I saw. 😭😂
Sm0ker wey I wan advice don dash me 10k 😂 I opened my mouth to preach, he opened his wallet. We both closed our mouths 😂😭 I came with good intentions, but na 10k I carried go house 😂 My conscience said “talk to him.” My pocket said “abeg, face front.” 😂💔 Who am I to stand between a man and his destiny? 😭😂
I have discovered that my stomach does not respect my plans. I can wake up and say, “Today, I'm going to save money.” Five minutes later, my stomach will remember that there is food somewhere. Then I start negotiating with myself: “Just one snack.” Thirty minutes later, I'm wondering why the snack has turned into a full meal. 😂 The funniest part is when I finally decide to behave myself, somebody will pass beside me carrying something that smells amazing. At that point, my…
“Guys, I bought this biscuit today thinking it was just an ordinary chocolate biscuit. Tell me why this thing is FULL of chocolate 😭😂. I was eating it on the road and the chocolate was just everywhere. At some point, I became too embarrassed to continue eating it outside because it looked like I was struggling with the biscuit 😂. So I just ate the biscuit part and kept the rest. When I got home, I had to sit down properly and finish it… and honestly, I still ended up licking…
I visited my sister recently, and after a lovely meal, she surprised me with a milky doughnut for dessert. It looked so tempting, with its soft, golden outside covered in a smooth, creamy milky glaze. The first bite was heavenly—warm, fluffy, slightly sweet, and melt-in-your-mouth delicious. The creamy topping added just the right touch, making it the perfect ending to our meal. I enjoyed every bite! 😋🍩
IF YOU WANT TO GROW DO THIS ✨️ BE HONEST. Tell the truth, even when lying would be easier. Treat people with respect. Respect people who can help you and people who can't. Don't look down on anybody. KEEP YOUR WORDS. If you say you'll do something, try your best to do it. LEARN TO APOLOGISE. Being wrong doesn't make you a bad person. Refusing to admit when you're wrong can hurt people. Help people when you genuinely can. You don't have to solve everybody's problems. Small…