Good morning cousins, friends and family. You heard it right. Your desired Devil is fully vaccinated. I know some people will ask 'Why a Devil needs vaccine? He is invulnerable...' Yes dear, I am. But the body which I live is made of flesh and it needs care. So that's my answer. (Giggles) But allow me, your host, Lucifer to share some funny incidents in this process.
Yes, I'm the lazy person to get vaccinated. Yesterday I had completed my 2nd dose. Now I'm waiting for the certificate. This whole process, (I mean getting two doses) required 30 days. I along with my mother and elder sister completed the procedure. No side-effects were shown to any of us. We are all good and doing our jobs. I don't know about your areas but some of so called half literates spread fake rumours. That cost some people as they decided as well they are by not taking vaccines. I mean, seriously? Whose loss in it? Theirs or yours?
I Got 17 calls after 1st Dose!!!
Some of my neighbours did that to me. They reside with us. My family was the first one to get the call for first dose. When we arrived at home, our neighbours were asking about the procedure. My mom answered their questions and they left. Simple, right? No, dear. That was the beginning. From then to evening, I got 17 calls! And guess what, everyone was asking the same question! Really neighbours? I answered them easily. 'Please take your id cards, complete the registration, go to the camp, upfold your left arms sleeve, get the dose.' Easy as hell.
The Kiss of Mosquito
The best part of it when I was answering this question. 'How does it feel when they inject you?' Trust me my friends, I could resist my laugh anymore. These people who fight daily with the society to earn livelihood, asking me about the pain of needle! I controlled my laugh and said that it would feel like 'The Kiss Of Mosquito'. Some of them understood my humour but others believed that silently. What the potato!!!
The Body Heat Check
What is our normal body temperature? I think everyone knows that. Let me tell you. It’s 98.6°F. It can be up or down 1 or 2 degrees. That's normal, ok? But after vaccination, some people started taking thermometer to check if the fever was coming. That happened not only with my neighbours but all across the world. Why did that happened? Because of panic and over thinking. People think that after completing the first dose, there will be fever. They were much concerned about it. They even had medicines for their normal temperature.
No work with That Arm!
One of my cousin was seen using arm sling and I was surprised. When did she broke her arms? I walked towards her and asked about it. Her answers made me dumb. In a brief, she was vaccinated with 1st dose a few days ago & she had decided not to work with that arm for a week! I wanted to shout and ask. But remained calm. Returning home from my work, I told that to my mother and we both laughed a lot. I phoned her and explained everything and assured that nothing would happen to her.
Bio Chip in Dose!
The people who spread this fake rumour deserve a Noble Prize! I am so much embarrassed with this one. Not by my any works but thinking about that super talented human. I mean which scientists invented bio chip in a liquid form, then take a few drops with needle and inject in a person? Come on, someone please make me this understand. Isn't his brain working too fast? Is he an alien? Even the Devil have no idea about that. Dear puny people.
Dear family, the war against the virus is still on. We are the warriors. We should not be the pawn of stupid people. Get vaccinated & stay safe. We need to take care of ourselves and our families because in the end only they matter to us.
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Thanks for being with me. Please assure vaccination.
I'm so glad you got your 2 doses before this covid spread starts again, in our country, scientists predicted that the new variant that was found in South Africa will dpread like wild fire across Europe and our countries in the months of coming January, Feb and march.. we need to be so freaking alert and not leave houses if it is not absolutely necessary.. espc elders. Be careful and always wear masks which my stupid country's people had abandoned doing it as if covid is gone or something.. idiots