How about you? Are you lazy? Have you been told you are lazy? What do you think of as lazy?
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Guess who's the laziest in this platform?
Hello hello there my fellow readers and writers Its me once again your lazy writer lazysnail. Yeahh yeahh, from my name itself I'm the lazy one and because I'm too lazy to think of a entry for this prompt I'm gonna rewrite my 3rd post in this platform I'm which I introduced to everyone why and how this man your reading an article come up with this name.
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This article is full of nonsense so this only aim to waste your time the more you scroll down.
Lazysnail is a man, yes I am. But I preferred to be called snail whenever I play games or in this platform. I'm not gay or bi just a pure straight man. Don't be mistaken I hold no grudge on them. I hold grudge to everyone (kidding). The name Lazysnail sounds too girly and so many people inside the game and in this platform mistakenly thought of me as a girl and burst in laugh and confusion when they found out my real Identity. LAZYSNAIL IS A MAN!. I used username lazysnail in some offline and online games. As I remember, the first time I used this name is when I started playing Toram Online. Toram Online from the name itself is a free to play online games. It is an MMORPG where you dress yourself as an anime whoever who like and in there you will interact with different people from different country. This games has a good storyline, endless tasks, A lot of beautiful scenery and great battle. well I'm talking a lot about the game itself I'm going back to the main topic. It's funny thinking there's still a lot of gamer who fall in a trap of a gamer like me. They even ask me to have a date in real life.
The revelation: How I came of on this name
Let's start a short story, as I remember I'm at the part that time. It's around 5:00 at dawn. I'm at a park that time under the tree in sitting in the bench. The weather that time is cloudy and in thinking that it will rain in no time. A nice time to sip a coffee and so I did. While sipping my coffee, I'm scrolling in fb.com to burn time and so that's where I saw an ads of Toram Online. To my excitement I immediately went to playstore and download the app instantly. The loading time and downloading resources almost took my life for how long it is. The game already ready to play, but before playing I need to customize my avatar. Male avatar sure is cool but many male gamer love to use a female avatar and so I did. I chosed girl avatar and the judgement has come, I don't know what IGN to use that time. I dressed up as a girl and so I my name should be girly too. myself.........then I got tired of thinking for unique name. "hellbreaker", "kirito", "monsterwall", "lightning blitz" but wait... I'm using a girl avatar so my name should be cute or something unique or should I go back to my old nickname danDEAN??. nahhh... Not danDEAN again. As hard as I think of I ended up not thinking at all. I then think of " is there actually a unique name when all nicknames are unique?. What actually is a unique name?" As I thinking of I realized I'm just lazy thinking for my name. that's the moment when my attention was taken by a snail that trying to pass me. I was staring on it for a while, he's crawling or walking I don't know what he's doing or where he's going, is he even moving?. I then smile and decided to use snail as my name. But snail alone is so plain and boring I should add more, the more I think the more I'm thinking of danDEAN. I cat think properly that time. And then I said "ahhh katamadd mag-isip" "too lazy to think of" in english. And then I realized I kept on saying the word "Lazy" for how many times that day. Snail+lazy = lazySNAIL.
From then, I worshipped snail just kidding. But what I actually did is appreciate snail and reflect on it. I might actually consider myself a snail. and if I can become any animals I want to be. I'LL CHOSE TO BECOME A SNAIL.
Snail doesn't just mean lazy but it has two symbolization for me
Snail symbolize peace
Have you ever seen a snail that violently attack someone? Because I didn't (dm me if you did). Snail symbolize peace that I'm every move they do they can hurt no one. A tiny little creature that just peacefully crawling just minding his business looking for food or place to lay their eggs. Snail is calm and so I am.
Snail symbolize patience
Slowly and steady the word for me, I believe in it since my childhood. We don't need to rush thing, just trust the process and we will reach our destination. As confucius says "it doesn't matter how slowly you go as long as you keep on moving." Being slow is not bad at all, with this there's still pros that you can see your environment very well, and so you can see someone who has the same phase as with you.
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Indeed it is a nonsense one, I hope you learn something about my identity that lazysnail. Am I lazy? They said not, but I know I am. I did waste your time thank you
I like your nickname Lazysnail and the anecdote about why you chose it. And I would also have thought you were a woman, lol. The opposite happens with my nick, and sometimes I've been called bro, haha