dumb and wealthy or smart and broke partner, which would you pick?

Hello everyone, how was your Sunday?

Right now I am in a tough battle with sleep and I know it's going to win but I just hope I can finish this article before that 😆. For some days now, my sleep routine has been seriously messed up and yesterday was even worse cause I slept around 3am and has to wake up by 6am to get ready for church (just 3 hours of sleep!).

I have to make up for it by sleeping early today, and by early I mean midnight 😆. Anyways, my brain is very foggy right now and I can't think of a proper article to write, so I just went through my arsenal of random articles and prompts and I picked the one I came across on @Aimure article some days back (here it is) So, let's get to it

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Would you rather your partner be a great cook and messy around the house or a horrible cook but neat?

I am very lazy when it comes to housecleaning and I will rather cook than sweep the house, I actually find cooking fun. So, I will rather have a partner that's a horrible cook but neat, at least I will have to do the cooking seeing as I am a good cook.

But another thing to consider is if I will even have the time to cook, which means we will probably have to eat outside sometimes or order food to be delivered to us at home, but I will still cook whenever I have time for it.

Would you rather be balding but in shape or overweight with a full head of hair?

If I have to sacrifice all the hair on my head just so that I can be in shape and not overweight, I will gladly do it, it's a small price to pay. I used to be overweight when I was a kid and I hated it a lot but luckily for me, I lost a lot of those weight after I made a few changes in my lifestyle

Would you rather be with someone who snores loudly or has bad breath?

Loud snoring can be pretty irritating but bad breath is even worse 😆. At least I have a bit of control over the snoring and I can tune it out with headphones, but how do you counter bad breath? 🤔 You will have to cover your nose but there are some bad breaths than are very powerful and even when you stop breathing, you can still perceive it 😂

Would you rather be with a partner who never shaves or one who never cut's their toenails?

This one is quite easy, what am I going to do with their toenails? (unless you have a foot fetish 😉). I hardly pay attention to that part of the body because it's way down on the floor but a person who never shaves is a major red flag and a huge turn-off. Aside from the fact that it's very unsanitary, it's also very irritating to look at.

Would you rather your partner have a tattoo of their ex or have to tell your parents you met on Tinder?

Personally, having a tattoo of your ex is already taboo to me, I am going to be seeing it all the time and it's definitely going to be a turnoff. So I will rather pick the second option, and it's even good coz my parents don't even know what is tinder 😆

Would you rather have a partner who hates pets or loves them more than you?

Why will anybody even hate pets, that is already a bad sign. I can live with a partner that loves their pet more than I, but that can be dangerous because she might just murder me in my sleep because I gave something to one of her pets that made it sick 😆

Would you rather your partner be dumb and wealthy or a smart broke one?

I can't be with a person that is dumb, it means I can't have an intelligent conversation with them, it's a huge turnoff. I will pick the smart and broke one, I will just have to make the money for the both of us 😁 and since she's smart, she is likely going to get a job later on.

Would you rather share a toothbrush with your partner or have to wear your partner's underwear?

This question is very nasty, especially the part about sharing a toothbrush, that's very disgusting. Wearing my partner's underwear is also disgusting, but I feel it's the lesser evil in this scenario. Just a quick question about the underwear, is it going to be clean? I think the question is tailored towards dirty underwear and I feel it's still better than sharing a toothbrush

Would you always sweat profusely when talking to your partner or constantly forget what you were going to say?

This is a very difficult one but I will have to go with sweating profusely coz I can control that one using fans and air-conditioning. Meanwhile, always forgetting what I am about to say is heading towards the field of neuroscience, it might even mean it's a mild dementia 😁

And that's it!

It is always fun answering questions like this, it helps a lot when it comes to dealing with writer's block.

Thanks for reading 💖💖💖

Sunday May 22, 2022