@Khenz.08 29 June 2020 more from that month

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Ito po ayy katuwaan lang at ito po ayy hindi totoo Short funny story ANNULMENT A couple came to court to plead guilty. Judge: What's the reason for you to apologize? Woman: (Speaking while bowing) Your honor, she only likes me. Judge: What is your principle??? woman: (still bowed) Whenever we were making love she covered my face with a towel............... Judge: You're Mister why did you do that???? Mister: No comment your Honor. Just see for yourself. Miss: (angry and face to face with Judge) See that guy is really rude. judge: (While looking at Miss.) Annulment petition granted. You guys, why are you filing an annulment today???Your patience Next: COMMON SENSE A kid, handed blank paper to art teacher ... Teacher: Why is your work blank????? Child: I grew up on cattle and grass. Teacher: (looks at the paper again) Is that the grass????? Child: Poor little cow, eaten by cow...... Teacher: (hands on head) Hey where's the cow??? kid: What else can the cow do, eh no grass?????? of course I leave. Common sense maam! NEXT: JUAN AND PEDRO Juan: Oys, what's that? Pineapple? Ask for it. Pedro: Ask?? ??Where were you when I dug the ground under the heat of the sun? Where were you when I was planting while the rain was falling, lightning and pouring down? where were you at the time when I was reaping that many snakes had sprung up in my path, when I was struggling to bear a pineapple? Where are you? John: I was in prison! I killed a doctor! Peter: Is that so? Get it, even a few! There is more rare there! NEXT: Pinakamahusay na mga BAGAY NA MAGSASABI KUNG GUSTO SA IYONG DESK Sinabi nila sa akin sa blood bank na ito baka mangyari. " "Ito ay isang 15 minuto lamang na kapangyarihan-nap inilarawan sa kurso ng pamamahala ng oras na ipinadala mo sa akin. " "Whew! Hulaan ko umalis sa tuktok Ang White-Out Marahil ay nakarating ka lang dito sa oras! "Hindi ako natutulog! ako ay pagninilay-nilay sa pahayag ng misyon at pag-isip ng bago paradigma. " "Sinubok ko ang aking keyboard para sa drool paglaban." "Nagsasagawa ako ng yoga ehersisyo upang mapawi stress na nauugnay sa trabaho. " "Mapahamak! Bakit ka nakialam ako? Halos nahanap ko ang isang solusyon sa aming pinakamalaking problema. " "Nasira ang makina ng kape ..." "May dapat maglagay ng decaf sa maling palayok ... " "... sa pangalan ni Jesus. Amen. ” 🙏🙏🙏🙏