@KemiGranger 11 April 2022 more from that month

Spilled Vampire Witch's Tea Forewarning: Quiet lengthy I've been in this world for 1,512 months now. Maybe it's my curse for having a vampire blood. I'm eternal. I saw everything. Wars, calamities, pandemics, poverty, people being so egoistic, how humanity is gradually fading, and the worst part is attending funerals for my mortal friends and loved ones. I acquired so many skills over the course of 126 years. I worked as a doctor, a detective, a lawyer, various types of engineers, an educator, a police, a soldier, an artist, a chef, an architect, a pilot, a programmer, a singer, and so on, which has led to my current career path as a writer with a psychopath mindset. Well, don't get me wrong. Not all psychopaths kill; some are just shrewd and manipulative enough to make all the tables turn. Of course, I have to be a shape shifter. Not literally. Every 50 years, I have to fake my death, change my hair, wardrobe, address, and other credentials, and start a new life. I'm glad I met the Dire Wolf Sorcerer. At the very least, living eternally is no longer monotonous. Enough with ruminating. I get my stuff and walk across our office to the Bluebird🐦 Cafe. When I was at the cafe, I noticed a glass board on which you could write your thoughts on sticky notes. I came across this violet sticky note with the same initials as me as the pen name. "I want what you have..." The note says. This person is familiar to me. I suspect she is an old friend who has stopped making noises and wishes to find her luck in the sorcerer's heart outside of this noisy muggle world. I saw her several notes about the sorcerer a few weeks ago, sometimes she's mocking me but I remained silent. I was bored today and needed to conserve my magical powers for our enchanted rendezvous, so I used my web/system and detective skills to look her up and locate her. I discovered she's impersonating someone else by drinking polyjuice potion. That thief. "I know you're here, so Hi." 😏 ©️KemiGranger Img Source: Pinterest