Laught out Loud on some Random Questions
Hello beautiful people!
How is it going over there? Hope we are good?
To the previous Article, that last part was fictional and I promise to drop the real gist about the interview when it's finally done. Thank you guys for the comment. I laughed out my ribs🤣
I read @Deeepensiverse article yesterday and I immediately saved it to write my own version. She got me cracked up when I read her weirdest food mixture(sugar on cooked beans)🙆. I took her mixture to my WhatsApp friends to see their reactions and some gave me an expected weird replies. But the one that got me amazed what a pastor in my list that said the mixture is a growth process. How? He said when the mixture is taken, it helps the person to purge for a week, then slim down afterwards and get taller.😴😴😴
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So let's get down to my own version
What weird food combinations do you really enjoy?
Okay, I grew up in the rural area where we are blessed with food, I mean more of natural food from farm. When it's season for vegetables (pumpkin, water leaf etc.), We eat them as there's no tomorrow because we have them abundantly, we are not buying them. We put them in any food at all and it'll surprise you to know that I once mixed water leaf and Noddles. I wanted to test how sweet is the combination, and end result I got...🤦. It was sweet though, you can try it out 😋.
What food have you never eaten but would really like to try?
This one is a little bit tough for me because what's currently running in my head as regards to this is very off.😴 What if I say I really want to taste elephant meat?
What animal would be cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat?
Just like my friend said in her blog, I'll also go with elephant. I'm just imagining how that giant would be on the ground. Even the baby elephant can't be seen as small as the cat.
What’s your cure for hiccups?
I used to think hiccups only occur in children and far away from adults but my thought changed when it attacked me late last year. It was during a slight sickness that it occured, it gave me a peak of inconveniences.
When it happened to me, I quickly remembered the old method of chasing it away in babies, by putting a piece of cloth on top of my head. I thought it's Magical and expected it to disappear within minutes but it was adamant. But it works in children na? I queried the method's fakeness. Lol🤣.
I asked my co-workers and they all suggested the same Method too and i was shocked. But one suggested I should drink a lot of water, I took cups of water but it still remained. I went to a chemist shop to get a cure and the chemist told me that it has no medical cure. He gave me another analogical means, he said I should tie a spine of mat on my neck. Jeeeezzz! I didn't bothered.
I just waited for the hiccup to do its wonders and it left me after its manifestation. I don't think hiccup has a cure...maybe only in children.
What are your most important rules when going on a date?
As a guy, I'd make sure to equip my pocket, wallet and bank with enough cash and fund to sustain all the billing. Because going for a date in this part of my country is like going to have breakfast, lunch and dinner in one spot. You Gerrit? Lol🤣
If magic was real, what spell would you try to learn first?
Only God knows the kinda thought running in my mind right now. The highest currency in my country is N1,000 and that's $2(if we go with N500/1$). I would learn how to magically invoke N1,000 notes in a big drum. Real currency and not fake! Yeah, I have seen movies that soccerers/magicians make real currencies to reign. I should have gone for currencies with high values, right? No, I don't want to be greedy.
What artist or band do you always recommend when someone asks for a music recommendation?
I love more of my country music and I'm not the type that vibes for foreign music, sorry to disappoint you on this.
Who remember the defunct Mo'Hits Crew? The music label that once dominated the Nigeria music industry in years passed, having the likes of Dbanj, Don Jazzy, Dr Sid ,D'Prince etc. Back then I would recommend them any time any day for Maximum entertainment. I wish they're still in existence. But I haven't left any of them though, infact Bangalee(Dbanj) still remains my ancient G.O.A.T. Oh yes I'll recommend Dbanj! Then followed by Psquare!
What songs hit you with a wave of nostalgia every time you hear them?
Again, I'm gonna taking you back again to times of the old. You see "No one like you" by Psquare, that song must be played on my wedding day. Too much love!
Another one is Oliver Twist by Dbanj, anytime I hear that song, the inbuilt aware winning singing Spirit get arose coupled with the dancing steps that can only be manifested in my head.
When was the last time you slept more than nine hours?
Obviously, I can't remember when I had 9hours sleep in this buhari season 🧐. The highest I've been battling to engage with sleep has been 4hours.
Why am I not finding time to sleep? I'm looking for money my dear and the money is not coming. Lol🤣
Let me drop keyboard here. Thanks for reading.
4th May 2022
I like this article. What caught my attention was about hiccups. Usually I experience this during eating time. I only drink water.