TL;DR: Don’t waste your time reading this. Proceed at your own risk! You may fall in love with this coin.
This is a Coin that everyone would want to own…at least one.
Read to find out more.
What: The World’s First $AFC coin. Stop asking “What’s AFC?”. I haven’t come to that yet. Be patient. Geez.
Who: The Author
Why: Because everyone deserves a coin (NOT!)
When: Once The Author is able to get a programmer who’d work for free to get this coin out and make us all beaucoup rich.
How: There’s no how
We just do it. Write the code, get it on-chain and make everyone happy. Well, not exactly. It’s impossible to make everyone happy but you already know that. We haven’t decided if this will be a coin or a token yet. A token sounds so symbolic and errr…tokens are not native. Okay, we’ve decided. It’ll not be a token. A coin then.
And just to p1ss everyone off, we will make it a King Kong or Godzilla level gas guzzler. Only the elite and the richest of the rich whales can afford to use it.
Conclusion
If you are an interested programmer, please DM me on Twitter. If you are interested in the coin despite the unaffordable fees, please leave your comment on this post AND on the Twitter post. Otherwise, we won’t consider you even if you can afford the gas. Oh, and even if you can afford it, we may not give you any either. Why? If you can afford it, you already have too many coins.
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<Death Stare>
Oh, so sorry. You have been very patient and I’d forgotten to tell you what’s $AFC. Nope, it’s not the American Football Conference coin.
Congratulations! It’s APRIL FOOLS COIN. One is minted every minute.
Thanks for reading and have a good one, ya'll!
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