So funny. This is Sheldon´s (Big Bang Theory) take on rock, paper scissors. In his version he said: Scissors cuts Paper Paper covers Rock Rock crushes Lizard Lizard poisons Spock Spock smashes Scissors Scissors decapitates Lizard Lizard eats Paper Paper disproves Spock Spock vaporizes Rock (and as it always has) Rock crushes Scissors THEN THE AUDIENCE BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND A SONOROUS APPLAUSE! Check this episode online if you are a Big Bang Theory sitcom fan!