@IgorBelykh 29 October 2022 more from that month

A gentleman sees an ad in the newspaper: "A talking dog is for sale." He comes to the address, they take the dog to him. He asks: "How did you learn to talk?" The dog replies: “Self-taught. Everything in my life has been difficult. In my youth, I worked as a lifeguard in the Alps and once fell under an avalanche. Then served in Iraq as a sapper dog, neutralizing ISIS mines. Blown up, three days in intensive care. Now I’m healing post-traumatic syndrome.” “God, why are you selling such an incredible dog?!” the gentleman asks. The owner (in a rage): “Yes, because she lies all the time !!! She was not in any Iraq!”