@IgorBelykh 9 October 2022 more from that month

IF YOU DID NOT HAVE A DOG If you didn't have a dog, you could cover your apartment floors with snow-white carpets instead of dull carpets in the color of your dog's coat or the color of the dirt in the yard If you didn’t have a dog, you would buy a luxurious velvet sofa, so in harmony with the white carpet, and you wouldn’t have to, modestly downcast eyes in front of the furniture store salesman, mumble, they say I would like something washable, better in dirty brown tones If you didn't have a dog, you wouldn't have to become an expert on local flora and fauna, shocking relatives and friends with your knowledge of fleas, ticks and worms If you didn't have a dog, your newly bought car would smell like new, not like an army blanket. And you'd buy plush leather covers instead of covering the seats with rags If you didn't have a dog, you wouldn't have to hang around the house in pajamas at midnight, waiting for her to finally pee while she enthusiastically digs mouse holes If you didn't have a dog, you could sleep with your husband on a double bed, and not huddle on the edge, while your dog lay freely between you and you would not jump up in the middle of the night with a terrible feeling of falling to the floor the fact that all 4 paws purposefully push you to the edge of the bed If you didn't have a dog, you, like all normal people, would wake up with an alarm clock, and not with the feeling of a wet nose in your left eye If you didn't have a dog, it would be possible to arrange a grand reception (ladies in evening dresses), and not be limited to inviting crazy people like you. Those who do not ask why dog ​​hair floats in the glass, and why it is better to come simply, in jeans. And finally, if you didn't have a dog, you would never have such wonderful friends who understand the meaning of such sonorous terms as "sit", "beside", "bite", "exterior". Friends who don't faint when you scrutinize your dog's faces after eating a child's toy the day before. Friends who will understand the loss of their beloved four-legged friend and never say: "After all, it was just a dog ..." Therefore, when you, after an eventful day at work, during which you worked hard, earned a veterinarian, instructor or food, dragging your feet with difficulty, about to go to bed, look into the brown, yellow, blue, black eyes of your beloved dog and think how boring, monotonous and uninteresting your life would be, © CryptoGuru