Marriage Issue.
WAHALA DEY!
A friend asked for a lady's hand in marriage and her father gave him this form to fill. After reading the form, he told his potential father. -in-law that he needed to use the rest room which the man obliged.
Immediately he got to their toilet, he just scaled through the window and ran out of the compound.
DID YOU JUST ASK WHY?
Come Over!!!
APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM FOR MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS.
I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter
Miss ________. I am ___
years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Is the range of your income within a month between five hundred thousand and a million? Yes/No
6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
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2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law.
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3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money to fix my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ?
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4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
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5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
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6. Are your parents living together? Yes/No
If No explain why?
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7. Are your parents legally married? Yes/No.
If YES for how long?
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If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock.
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8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words)
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9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man
to sleep outside his house.
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10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between the father and the mother?
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1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interview(s)?
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2. When is the best time to interview your dad?____________________
3. When can I interview your mum?
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4. When can I interview your church Pastor?
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5. Please attach your passport sized photograph below which will be used as advertisement in a popular national newspaper to cross check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Confirm your signature:_______________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter.
Your application will be
processed within a year and you will be acknowledged "only if you are successful".
As you wait for my response,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave your other details in case I need to ask you more questions;
Postal Address: _________________________
Email:
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Phone:
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Home:
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Facebook:
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BEST WISHES.
Laugh the stress out, and kindly share to others. Have a stress free weekend.
Can you fill the form or The Application.
BE SINCERE