@GreatWhiteSnarkOnNoiseApp 17 June 2023

Possibly the most exciting thing that's happened to me this weekend, depending on perspective, is that at work this morning I took a Rottweiler skull to the face and had a nosebleed that lasted all of two minutes, if that. Otherwise, I'm being driven insane by an old bitch that sits and squeaks pitifully and nearly incessantly for no apparent reason. The only ways to get her to stop are to feed her or give her a tranquiliser pill.