@GreatWhiteSnarkOnNoiseApp 28 September 2023

"New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits. Chinese food always makes me feel sick."  — "Summer Girls" by LFO; Possibly the lamest song ever, other than Rebecca Black's "Friday" I used to be able to handle spicy food, but now I can't. I don't know what it is about it, but every time I eat it, I feel nauseous and get stomach cramps for up to twenty-four hours afterwards. My digestive system reacts as if I've been poisoned. I don't know why; I don't recall ever getting food poisoning from spicy food, but every time a coconut. The same goes with mushrooms (although I understand that; some are deadly). That alone is enough to keep me from ever dating someone of the Indo-Asian persuasion, which is a shame.