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Private Pipsqueak went on Monkey Patrol shortly after lunch and had to be grounded, lest he over-exert himself in the heat. He is an annoying, yappy little git. I wish he'd shut up after the first ten minutes, but he goes on for at least an hour (often two) and there is absolutely nothing I can do about it, since we're out of CBD oil cookies and the supplier is out of stock.

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