I Can’t Believe This — I Have Fallen Completely, Desperately in Love!

I absolutely love my smartphone. Fred Ermlich ***It does everything for me. It not only watches the world go by, it can record it.*** I do all my reading and writing on my phone. I photograph all of my adventures, and the adventures of those around me. Sometimes I even use my phone for phone calls, though I prefer WhatsApp. I hate talking to real people. What else does it do? Well, I watch YouTube, and listen to music. In fact I went to an outdoor concert once and recorded the whole thing. I posted that on YouTube, then on Medium, and Tweeted about it! ;=) And… and what? I don’t understand what you’re asking. What do you mean, “reality?” Isn’t that what we’ve been texting about? No, no. I have a lot of hobbies. I love the wilderness, for example. Sometimes I fly there, check in at the villa, and make videos. I post the videos for the World to see. So don’t say I never do anything like a normal person. I don’t know a single person acting the way you’re describing. Well, never mind. I’ve gotta run. I just got a shitpotfull of notifications. L8TR — maybe. Fred