A friend of mine has told me he would volunteer for any experiment that uses animals for testing. I dont think he understands what he just said... I told him alright theres an experiment where you lay face down on a platform thingo... He asked what the platform did... I told him in basic terms... You lay down we strap you in and then we launch you into this anvil looking doodad at 60km/h. Unsurprisingly he said you cant use humans for that sort of thing. What should we use then? Watermelons? Those dont have vasculature or yknow brains that could potentially be healed by certain drugs y'know.