Farewell Mazda, nicknamed Kira by my girl friend. I'm glad I saved you from the scrapyard and you're with someone that will get you back to health. I'm sorry I couldn't completely undo all the damage your previous owner did to you. I now know that "One lady owner" means you've got a knackered clutch, blocked DPF and makeup residue EVERYWHERE.
3 comments
haha that last paragraph :D :D I don't mean to generalize at all, but that's funny and obviously can happen only with lady drivers
I've never seen a mess like it. The steering wheel was caked, just the drivers door handle was covered. And then the penny dropped as to what the residue was when I looked at the vanity mirror and the plastic was stained orange. 😂
Omg it's like i've a paragraph from an Hollywood movie script lol