Life in the UK 2030: Sugar has been outlawed for 5 years now. The word Pepsi is the worst swearword anyone can use. Yesterday the police raided my neighbour on suspicion of eating a curlywurly. Everyone is still fat but the government blames elusive sugar smugglers.
@Cryptosneeze in December 2020
Forget investing in crypto currency, next year's big thing is shares in book publishers. Sales of Famous quotes and proverbs have skyrocketed since the birth of noise.cash
Random shower thought: I wonder what the water resistance rating of this phone is...
If I had to describe a western Christmas to someone that has never experienced it: Dad's behaving like the world energy crisis can be solved by not leaving the TV on standby, while the house is covered by so many fairy lights it can be seen from space.
Are there any fellow Brits on here?
This year I'm faced with a dilemma. What's an acceptable level of drunkenness to get infront of my parents?
Everyone has written 2020 off as a terrible year. Has anyone had something good happen to them this year?
Right, my tips are starting to pile up so let's see how many replies we can get to. Reply with the country you're currently in and I'll give you a tip.
I'm still handing out tips for just posting where you live. Look through my profile to find the post.
Who decides which robot avatar you get assigned? Mine looks constipated.