@Clintbling 13 August 2020 more from that month

The Worst Things To Say To A Woman During S£x

You know not to tell your girlfriend that her behind looks big in those size-too-small jeans and you wouldn't dare allude to how scary she is during that time of the month. But despite all of the female intel passed down from one generation of men to the next, a lot of dudes seem to be totally clueless when it comes to what's kosher to say between the sheets. Hormones responsible for making out can make you blurt out some crazy stuff-we totally get it. But there are some things that even the most laid back ladies won't let slide. 1. ''Please pick up the dry cleaning afterwards'' One time during intercourse with my boyfriend he kept rattling off items from his to-do list and asking me to remind him about them when we were done. Obviously, he wasn't too focused on the fact that he had a naked girl in his bed. Maybe he just had a lot on his mind that particular day, but it was a huge blow to my self-esteem. 2. ''Do you wear a padded bra?'' One of the first times I fully stripped down with my boyfriend, he said something along the lines of 'They're smaller than they look with your shirt on. Do you wear a padded bra?' Way to knock a gir's confidence, buddy! 3. ''Where did the condom go?'' In the middle of really hot game with my college boyfriend, he suddenly yelled ''Oh my god! Where did the condom go?'' We searched for like ten minutes trying to find it with no luck. 4. ''You're so s3xy, baby!'' I absolutely hate it when guys I've just started to date say things like 'You are so s3xy, baby' in bed. It seems so cliché and ungenuine, which totally turns me off. 5. ''Are you close?'' While going down on me, my guy said, 'Are you close? Just come already.' At that point, I told him to just give up. Mood = killed! 6. ''Am I hurting you?'' It was one of the first few times I was making out with my then-new boyfriend, and I was on top. When I was getting close to the finish line, he yelled 'Oh my god! What's wrong?! Did I hurt you?' I was about to have an orgasm and he mistook my 'O' face for a wince. It was a really long time—like over a year—before I had the confidence to be on top again. If your girlfriend is in pain, she will tell you, guys. Trust me. 7. ''Don't tell anyone about this, okay?'' I was dating this guy from my geology class in college, and after a few weeks, we finally slept together. Everything was going fine, until halfway through he stops and asks me not to tell anyone that we were making out. When I asked why he said that he really wanted a serious girlfriend and he didn't want word to get out that he sleeps around. I really wished to slap him. 8. ''Convincing you to lay in bed was actually easier than what I had figured'' I had heard that this guy I was seeing was a total jerk but didn’t want to believe it. When we finally slept together he said to me, 'Wow, getting you in bed was easier than I thought it would be.' To make matters worse, he had one of those big red Easy Buttons from Staples next to his bed and he pushed that, too. When the button blurted out 'That was easy' I wanted to curl up and die right then and there. Needless to say, I learned the hard way how big of a jerk the guy really was. 9. ''Does that feel good?'' I hate it when a guy asks if what he's doing to me in bed feels good. The truth is ''no''. Thinking about all the ways I can get out of answering is really distracting and takes away from anything he's doing right. By Clint Bling