Tommy comes back off his holiday with his mum and his step dad and the teacher asks him... "Hello Tommy, did you enjoy your holiday?" "I did Teacher" "And did your stepdad take you out, show you things, go exploring?" "Yes he did teacher, he took me out rowing 1/2 a mile into the lake every day, and then I'd swim back." "Oh, well, um, it's an awful long way to swim isn't, 1/2 a mile?" "Oh no teacher, no, it was easy once I'd got out of the bag!" #joke #jokojokes @jokes_joko
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