Jane and Erica are talking in heaven "How did you die?" Jane asks Erica. She replies, "I froze to death." "Oh, that's terrible!" says Jane. "It wasn't too bad, after a while you start to get a sort of peaceful feeling, just before you black out. How did you die?" "Well," she says, "I suspected my husband was cheating so one day I came home early to catch him, but he was just watching TV. So I turned the entire house upside-down looking for another girl, and in the end I got a massive heart attack from exhaustion." "Too bad you didnt look in the freezer," said Erica, "Or we might both still be alive." #joke #jokojokes @jokes_joko
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