@Bolanghoy 7 May 2021 more from that month

A 50 year old man is at the gym with his personal trainer when they both see a fit, drop-dead gorgeous woman of about 40 years old enter the gym. The man watches as the woman walks to the desk to check in then asks his trainer, "what machine should I use to impress her?" The trainer looks at the woman then at the man then back at the woman and again more closely at the man and responds, "the Automatic Teller Machine." That puke plenty of money.